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Life is great, you should get one.

It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just that you're dumber than everyone else.

There's no such thing as a stupid idea, it's just you.

I'd love to have this battle of wits with you but I don't like fighting an unarmed person.

Girl- How do I look? Boy- I would rather stay blind and let the mirror suffer.

Don't sneeze, your brain is so small, it might slip out.

Why bother talking? You'll end up embarrassing yourself in the end.

Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove.


Envy me, rate me, bottom line, you are not me.

What would beauty be without ugliness? See, you are important.

Though two heads are better than one but not when one of the head is yours.

Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go.

I heard you had a brain surgery. But the brain rejected you?

You're so much smarter when you don't speak.

You're so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

It's not that you are weird, it's just that everyone else is normal.

Please tell me about yourself, I enjoy horror stories.

You are very beautiful, no doubt about that but I will still rate a monkey ahead of you.

I'm not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed.


I will try being nicer, if you try being smarter.

Calling you ugly would be an insult to the ugly people.

If dignity was money, you could maybe buy a soda.

What's the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is going to stay a monkey.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone's feelings unintentionally.

Where did you come from, did someone leave your cage open?

Your teeth are so yellow, when you smile I can see the Spanish flag.

If I say something that offends you, let me know so I can do it again later.

Don't take yourself so seriously, no one else does.


It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.

Last time I checked I didn't ask for your opinion.

Your lips are moving, but all I hear is nothing.


There are levels of ugliness which are acceptable. But looking at you, that is just illegal.

It's people like you, that make people like me, look good.

I'm not shy. I just don't like you.

Zombies eat brains. You're safe.

It's not that I hate you, it's just that I wish I had never met you.

Intelligence is key and you are locked out.

No need for insults, your face says it all.

Do you mind not talking I am trying to ignore you.

Your intelligence is my common sense.

Where were you when God was giving out common sense?


Let's play fetch a little differently. I will throw the stick and you don't come back.

Jealousy is a disease, get well soon.

I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

You look ugly when you cry, much more when you don't.

Act your age not your shoe size.

I became so religious so that I could pray for you to burn in hell.

Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: It's surely the past tense.

I'd insult you but apparently, you need qualities for me to insult.

Mirrors can't talk, lucky for you they can't laugh either.

I don't insult people. I just describe them.

Is that your face or did your neck throw up?

I don't insult people, I just compliment them negatively.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, it's just that yours is stupid.

You are literally too stupid to insult.

I don't believe in plastic surgery. But in your case, go ahead.

You can talk? Quick, call the science community, we have a discovery.

Holy wow, it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Can I borrow your brain for half an hour, I am building an idiot.

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