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80% of boys have girlfriends. Rest 20% are having brain.

Don't drink and park - accidents cause people.

Marry the girl, who looks pretty in her Adhaar card.

A Boss is like a diaper.. Always on your @ss, and usually full of Shit.

Canc3r cur3s smo-king!

If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

Error 404: No girlfriend found.

Life has no Ctrl+Z.


My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

Before software can be reusable it first has to be usable.

Programming is an art, be the artist.

The more I C, the less I see.

If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

times and technology have changed so much. i remember my first laptop.. an etch-a-sketch.

I remember my first day on twitter.. I was like, 'What the f*ck is this shit?'

Don't try to typecast me.. its not possible!!

That awkward moment when you spell a word so wrong that spellcheck has no suggestions.

I heard you took an IQ test and they said your results were negative.

If I went binary, you would be the '1' for me.


The awkward momment when im just sitting here and reading those boring statuses

11:10.. One More Minute!!! *Gets Distracted* 11:12.. SERIOUSLY!

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

If you're texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual.

A good girlfriend saves atleast 20 GB of space on your computers.

Better to be a geek than an idiot.

Our society will never go entirely paperless. There's always the bathroom.

Do not be afraid to step on people. Mario made a career from it.

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.


If Apple made a car, would it have Windows?

GETTING A TEXT IN THE MORNING and reading it with one eye open. (-.~)

Is anyone going to put anything funny on here?

The more I C, the less I see.

You tweet a lot.. 'Bitch, it's TWITTER.'

Why cant every charger for everything that exists just be the same shape and size

My mom actually believes I'm dating a girl named Siri.

why is there a tab called notes? its not like we can pass them back and forth in school!

Admit it. None of us know how to play Minesweeper. We just click randoms boxes.

No matter what you do on the computer you always end up on Twitter, Youtube or Facebook.

We don't care.. We don't have to. We're the phone company.

loves it how the solution to most technical problems is to give the device a good whack.

I don't have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.

Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.


Windows isn't a virus, viruses do something.

Those who can't write programs, write help files.

I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.

When internet stops working for 5 seconds, so does my heart.

They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

Has anyone else noticed that Blue-tooth headsets make it harder to spot the crazy people?

User Error. Replace User. Press Any Key.

I dropped my laptop off the boat. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.

I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food.

iPod - small musical device that allows you to ignore everyone while noticing everything.

Travel to life is like css to html.

Relationships are a lot like Algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

Everyone has their own SET of problems, don't try to make a VENN DIAGRAM out of it.

Yo moma is like HTML: Tiny head, huge body.

There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary & those who don't.

When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers.

You buy a Ferrari when you want to be somebody, You buy a Lamborgini when you are somebody.

That moment when even Caps Lock can't express your anger.

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